A former McDonald’s worker who’s here to serve you only the most mouth watering, mediocre inside scoop. Titus West Michelson, when not fabricating false and slanderous stories (kidding.) in order to rupture the social fabric of the United States can be found out in his backyard at his forge, dubbed the Wyrmstone Forge, where he hand forges household tool appliances that are sold for exuberant prices on Etsy. In his freetime, Mr. West will also take time to work on his largest piece of literature, “Of Lords and Bastard”, which he began to work on in the fall of 2024 after his previous short story, “Hope Recoiling”, only received a few reads and a singular comment from a man in New Jersey on Teen Ink. Titus’s aspirations of life follows the traditional, getting a well paying job and settling down with a family to grow old and wise with, and if that doesn’t work, he plans to tie all of his belongings onto the end of a stick and hop into the nearest train to get lost in the nomadic life style.